Dr. House in a nutshell
not even in this fandom but i’m laughing
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
*whispers* i need this for religious reasons
okay so i have this hacked rom pokemone game thats pretty good and on a whim i named my character steve and the rival/friend bucky. well, in the game steve’s dad is missing and along with being a pokemon master, hes trying to find his dad and in the game you run into one of the dad’s friends who talks about steve’s father being in a secret organization of extraordinary people and…
jesus fucking christ i cant even with this game
so then the other guy explains that the dad helped stopped one of the most powerful people in the world at one time and
NO STEVE YOUR DAD IS NOT AN AVENGER
If you have a question you don’t like..
You didn't see me I was falling apart
I was a television version of a person with a broken heart
The Avengers cast karaoke nights are my fantasy destination. Because these guys are such goobers.
if i have to watch steve rogers die in mcu and then watch bucky barnes get complete and utterly destroyed by it then marvel is paying for my fucking therapy bills
Basically. And yet it seems inevitable. *sigh*
#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
How terrifying is James Spader on set? x
PA headcanon: When Steve and Bucky reconnect after the Army, Steve drags him off to the Appalachians for a week long backpacking trip. Steve regals Bucky with facts about basically all of nature. Bucky curses himself for ever taking up smoking and for agreeing to go back into nature after the Army. For fun.
Without getting paid or even a gun.
"Steve, I think I’m dying."
"Shut up, you’re fine. Besides, we’re almost at the top of this hill."
"You telling me this isn’t the top?"
"Nah, you just needed a break."
"I did not."
"Whatever. Besides, look! Those are bear pawprints."
“Bear? If we see a bear, I’m outta here. I don’t care. I’m done if that happens.”
"That’s a terrible plan. It’ll chase you. If we see a bear, we’ll just play dead. I read it in one of the pamphlets."
"If we see a bear, I’m running."
"You won’t be able to outrun a bear, Buck."
"I don’t have to outrun the bear. I just gotta outrun you.”
“Yeah, yeah. On your feet, Sergeant. Time to move out.”